Bondage is a quite popular practice in the BDSM world. If you are into bondage maybe you have some funny or hot bondage stories to remember. Stories about being caught in the middle of it, when your friends or parents finding your gear and toys, or memories of the best and hottest experience you ever had.
There are hundreds of bondage stories out there waiting to be told, and some users from Reddit explained them in this NSFW thread that compiles some of them (you need an account an be 18 or older to read it).
Table of Contents
- 1 Bondage stories and BDSM real anecdotes
- 1.1 Mama finds out (or not?)
- 1.2 Daughter visits unexpectedly
- 1.3 How do you know such complex knots?
- 1.4 Mama finds out (this time for real)
- 1.5 Caught in action: run!
- 1.6 Caught in action… but can’t tell
- 1.7 Dad finds out (but he probably already knew)
- 1.8 Damn cat!
- 1.9 No pain no gain
- 1.10 DIY skills that pay off
- 1.11 Warming it up with role play
- 1.12 The pleasure of consented domination
- 1.13 The dominant side of him she didn’t know about
- 2 Are you into BDSM and bondage? Check out our list of product reviews
Bondage stories and BDSM real anecdotes
In this blog post we feature the most interesting and funny bondage stories out there so you can have a good laugh or maybe get inspired with new kinks 🙂
Mama finds out (or not?)
I think the worst true-cringe moment for me was when my mother came across my zentai suits and bondage gear in my closet, a pair of tiger-patterned ones with tails and ears on top of the hood. Normally she’s quite respectful of my privacy, us being both adults and whatnot, but we were changing internet/cable providers and she and the tech installing the new equipment didn’t quite know where some of the connection stuff they needed was and one of the places they checked was the back of my closet where the suit is normally concealed.
Luckily she didn’t examine anything that closely and assumed they were some type of matching pyjamas that me and my significant other would cuddle up in together… which to be fair isn’t too far off from the truth 😆
Daughter visits unexpectedly
Adult daughter visited unexpectedly, she still had the key. Me and my wife had played the evening before, and the St Andrew cross was not stowed away. She just walked past it, didn’t even pause, and never mentioned it.
A couple of years later, my wife finds our same daughter on the guest list of a BDSM/sex party we are going to attend. My wife had to have a small discussion where we kind of divided the country into regions, so that we did not end up at the same events. Blindfolds and masks 🎭 are fun, but not if all four of us (me, wife, daughter, daughter’s boyfriend) all wear them all night…
How do you know such complex knots?
Once, at work we had broken down some piles of wooden slats, and my boss asked me to get them bundled up. I tied them with a diamond harness pattern, really not thinking about it other than it would be very secure.
Him and a few of my coworkers were like “wow, that’s an interesting pattern, do you always do it that way?”… I mean, not on lumber.
Mama finds out (this time for real)
We were moving house, but we didn’t have much time because of work commitments, so my parents were helping us pack. You can see where this is going. My parents arrive while I’m at work, and my husband (bless) tells them to start wherever they want, he’s outside packing up the garage.
I get home, my husband is nowhere to be seen (coward) and my mum sitting in the dining room, very serious.
She said to me: I found a box of… “items”… in the bedroom. It’s okay, I packed them up before your father saw them. I’ve put them in a box labelled kitchen.
And she continued: You’re both adults, and what you do is your own business. But I also found the other things. Is it really the right time to be getting a dog?
She found a dog cage and bowls folded up and stored in the wardrobe, next to the bondage and BDSM gear, and my husband panicked and said that we were getting a dog, it’s name was Sandy. Then disappeared to go and get more boxes somewhere else around the house.
And as for the BDSM items labeled “kitchen,” well, we also had 10 other boxes labeled “kitchen”. Days later, when we were unpacking in our new house, every time we opened a box labeled “kitchen,” we made a bet as to whether it was the one with the BDSM and sex toys in it or not.
Caught in action: run!
I was at my first girlfriend’s house, her dad was cool but her mom was a bit crazy. We got into BDSM early, so naturally as soon as they said they were leaving for the day I had her tied up spread eagle to the bed.
I was going like a jackhammer when suddenly the door bursts open and her parents are there.
Her mom is at the door screaming “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
The bed covers are long gone, my girlfriend’s all tied up and can’t move, and all I can cover us with is my bare ass until they close the door and go back downstairs.
We legit climbed out of the window and went to the park to avoid them.
Caught in action… but can’t tell
My BDSM dom works as a doctor in a hospital. That day he knew it was going to be busy at work (it was around New Years). We are doing a medium intense scene, a bit in a rush, since it was very likely he was going to get called in.
Well, he forgot to charge the phone so my he would get the notification if someone from the hospital called.
We were in the middle of the scene, my dom’s coworker (who is deaf) walks in, closes his eyes and using sign language he says:
“Thank god I can’t hear what’s happening, finish and come to the hospital”, then closes the door and leaves.
We finished the scene, came out and my dom’s coworker was super chill and just made jokes saying how thankful he was for not having to hear our voices. We are best friends now 🙂
Dad finds out (but he probably already knew)
I had a bunch of stuff stored at my dad’s place for years. On a visit I went up into the loft to find some things and noticed some of those things were in the wrong boxes. Things like ropes, boots, the riding crop, cuffs, lingerie… Things were not in the one tote bag where I remember I put it all.
It looked like my dad and my step mom had gone through some boxes and got my stuff mixed up with theirs, so that means that they were checking a bit.
My dad knew I’m a bit weird so I’m sure it wasn’t very shocking for him. Regardless not a word was spoken.
Damn cat!
I have a devil cat that opens drawers, trash cans etc. Very often I find my dildo drawer wide open with all my dicks exposed…
A few times he also stole used condoms from the trash to play with them. So far hasn’t been a problem since it’s only me and my boyfriend at home but I can only hope that never happens when my very christian cleaner is working here.
No pain no gain
The favorite of all my bondage stories took place at a party. It was years ago, I was in my early 20s and a huge BDSM pain slut at the time.
A cougar at the party wanted to have some fun with me and a violet wand. I was wearing nothing but a kilt and I was ordered to hold onto a stripper pole that I had been on just a few minutes ago. She proceeded to abuse me with just about every available attachment she had and it ended with me cumming from the torture.
It is the only time in my life I have ever cum from pain alone and no cock stimulation.
DIY skills that pay off
A few years ago I built a collapsible bondage bench and took it to a swing party. It was such a success that five women lined up to be fucked on it by me. Surreal.
Warming it up with role play
We started making an abduction scene where I was dressed stylishly but provocatively and hung out in a hotel bar with him watching and not interacting/pretending not to know me.
Went up to my hotel room and did an abduction scene. He tied me up, cut my clothes off and teased me for hours.
Sex at the end was phenomenal.
The pleasure of consented domination
I was having sex with a former partner and we were in a bit of a hurry (in a good way), so instead of tying her down, I pinned her arms to the mattress and told her that if her wrists ever stopped touching it, I would stop everything immediately. I teased her for a while after watching her struggle to keep her arms down. Finally I fucked her and she broke. She wouldn’t lift her arms, but she wanted to, so I told her to beg. That moment of having someone I was penetrating beg for permission to touch me is probably the most powerful I’ve ever felt.
The dominant side of him she didn’t know about
I had been dating/hooking up with this man, we had great chemistry, I was really falling for him to be honest but it was mostly sexual at this point. I was going through a phase of wanting to explore my dominant side and although he wasn’t at all submissive, he enjoyed being pegged and I loved pegging and he loved blowjobs with prostate massage, we had a lot of fun.
But later, when I told him that despite my best efforts, I was definitely more of a sub, his eyes lit up and he was super excited. He told me he was going to show me a whole other side of him that I’d never seen before. The beast. And wow did he transform. The moment he went into Dom mode I just melted, he said all the right things, I could probably cum just from listening to his dirty talk in a mix of Spanish and broken English, he was just the right amount of rough with me.
In real life he was a gentle super chill guy, respectful and not at all a macho type, but in the bedroom he suddenly changed, he was extremely confident in his dominance, controlling me, making me just the right amount of nervous.
It was the best sex I’ve ever had it my life, he fucked me and teased me and spanked me all night. Normally I used to love sucking his dick with long slow gentle blowjobs, but that night he put me on my back head hanging over the edge of the bed and fucked my throat so deeply I could barely catch my breath and he came deep into my throat, which has always been a massive fantasy of mine. I was just his slave for the night, he tied me up, blindfolded me and fucked me so hard and fast he was like a machine. He used toys on me, spanked me raw, made me crawl around with a dog leash on… I don’t think I’ve ever cum so many times.
We fell asleep and woke up cuddling, back in non-beast mode, and we had a more gentle morning under the covers gently putting buttplugs in me and then doing really slow gentle anal sex, it was the first time I had anal sex that wasn’t painful and it was incredible.
And then a few days later he had to go back to his country with no plans to come back, so it will probably never happen again. But it was the best sex I’ve ever had. I wish I could relive those few months we had together, especially that night!
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